The HILARIOUS things my boys said while in Disneyland...

My sister's boyfriend has a tattoo that takes up most of the lower part of one of his legs, when Matthew saw it the following conversation happened:
Matthew: "What is that Austin?"
Austin: "Its pen."
William: "Oh, it will probably wash off when we go swimming in the pool."
Austin: "No its special pen that you have to get lasered off."
Hailey: "I'm the one that drew on him, I did a good job, do you want me to draw on your leg Matty?"
Me: "But its a special pen that makes you bleed."
Matthew: "Oh okay Nee Nee, draw on my leg."

Hailey came to our room, and Matthew said, "Where Austin go? He go home?" Anytime he couldn't immediately see Austin he would ask where he went.

William and Andy were walking with each other and Will said: "Why do we have to wear socks with our shoes."
Andy: "You have to wear socks so your feet don't stink."
William: "Feet are supposed to stink!"
Andy said a lady behind them was cracking up!

Hailey was talking about taking drinks to Disneyland and Matthew said, "Sprite makes you think."

We went to dinner at the end of our first night and Matthew was sitting by me and he took one bite of his mini corndogs, said he was all done and then the next thing I noticed was that he was asleep on my arm.
The second night we watched the World of Color show, both boys LOVED it, but about half way through I looked around to see where Matthew was, and he was sleeping in the stroller.

There is a huge ferris wheel in California Adventure that has Mickey on it, they have cages that move and some that don't, we decided to be adventurous and ride the moving one, I think it was a bad idea.  William was sitting by Hailey and they were on the side that they could see out of the wheel as opposed to where Andy and I were and could see the inside of the wheel. Hailey kept screaming and laughing and William started crying.  We traded spots and I could see why they were scared.  Matthew keeps talking about "Mickey's Fun Wheel" and how it was so scary.

Then William said, "Is everything at Disneyland meant to scare you?"

We were leaving the park and there are buses that take people to the different parking lots and there was a bus with Toy Story characters all over it and Matthew said, "I want my own bus, a Toy Story one!"

While waiting for World of Color to start William said, "I'm going to invent a stroller that can turn into a bench."

William got picked to do Jedi training, he decided he wanted to make his own light saber as his Disneyland souvenir. Then he said, "We should get light sabers for everyone in the family, even a mini one for Andrew so we can all battle each other."

When we got back to the hotel one night William said, "My feet can only work one hour a day."

William also got a Mickey Mouse watch and he kept telling all of us what time it was,  then when we were waiting for fireworks he said, "I'm going to invent a watch that glows."
Me: "They already have those."
Will: "Well mine will have a button that makes it glow."
Me: "They already have those."
Will: "Well my button will be glowy."

Matthew asked Will if his brain was broken and Will said no my brain is big, huge even.

On the way home we got beef jerky and Matthew ate some and said, "My brain turned on fire through my mouth!"